Tyra Banks, former supermodel, got blasted in 2007 for the disgusting offence of displaying her swimsuited fat ass in public. This means that common physical processes like breathing become a very delicate and sometimes torturous affair. You'll definitely want to make a 'spice rub' of your own if you check out her videos. She's not even close to Marilyn's or Tyra Banks' sizes, yet she considered going on a diet in response to the flame war the Times started. She married a bunch of guys, including a prince. A Modern History: The Fat Girls Your Grandpa Liked Back in your grandpa's day, waaaaay before the Internet was just a byte of code in Al Gore's optical repository, men got their rocks off to pin-up girls and movie starlets. She could have won 1st place by exposing the hot, naked affair the winner was having with an egg beater and a car battery, but Chloe was too busy fucking lots of hot guys.
The Fat Girls All of Us Should Love to Love Fear not, lovely ladies, there are still men out there who appreciate the surrender into the softly scented pillowed form of a Fat Girl. Mythbusting: Are Fat Girls Better at Oral Sex? While it may be true that some fat women are more eager to please and therefore willing to dunk your dragon, science has proven that women with oral fixations prefer to perform oral sex on their partners. A History of Fat Girls There was a time in most societies when fat women were revered above all other types of women. This myth has raged for decades in the Norh American collective consciousness. Being a fat chick actually made you more desirable, since it meant you were wealthy enough to afford food.
With her height and love of the color blue, you can finally now have a visual aid for that Smurfette fetish you've shamefully hid for years. Even if he rocks some 'roids and gains 250 pounds of pure muscle, inside his head he'll always be that nerdy little shit who has daddy issues and sexual insecurities galore. Same goes for the mental power of the sexy skinny female figure. Devyn is an exotic dancer in Seattle, as well as an accomplished porn actress. Wonder Tracy is guaranteed to make some serious Hungarian goulash out of your cock.
Bottom line here: if taking your limo to the car wash is your favorite thing to do, you'd better find yourself a girl who likes having stuff in her mouth. Brother, have we got the girls for you. Let's meet some lovely Fat Girls who just happen to be porn stars. Here's a few names even you whippersnappers may know. Marilyn Monroe Marilyn ranged from size 8 to 14 throughout her career. Look at the strain in his muscles and the grimace on his face: he can barely lift her! However, there must be some fat actresses working in Hollywood that can still get Old Glory to salute, right? But seriously: look at that stomach roll. Hell, could you even do simple, everyday things you take for granted in a corset? It also made you much more likely to be married, since these women had them birthin' hips to pump out precious, precious sons.
Laughably, with the average North American woman being a size 14 or larger, the plus-size model is one who is size 8 or larger. She will throw holy water on your junk and hiss at you if you even suggest it. The guy trying to carry her was Mr. If you have limited lung capacity because your lungs are being shoved up into your shoulders, could you run a 5K? Come on, there were people on that beach, and paparazzi hiding in the trees! She's so smokin' hot, Klansmen would give up their hoods and join the Million Man March just for a chance to motorboat those funbags. It's worn around the torso and laced up tightly in the back.
Rita Hayworth Screen goddess of the 40's, Rita was one of the most recognized sex symbols in Hollywood. So, look for women who smoke, chew gum, chew tobacco, chew on straws, and so on. Remember how Marilyn Monroe got up to size 14 sometimes, but was still considered to be the most bangable chick in the world? Men wanted delicate pansies, not wild roses that could easily beat them at an arm wrestling match while birthing a baby and making a kickass potroast all at once. . Avoid all anorexics and supermodels.
Smaller than Marilyn by at least one size. Mental power The 98 pound weakling is always a 98 pound weakling in his head. There are men who will swear that if you want your wiener waxed properly, get a fat girl to do it. This Hungarian fox loves her job so much that it took 3 weeks of research to find a Cracked. If you convince women to wear a brutal torture cage like a corset, it's not much of a stretch to convince them that you, as a manly man, can run the world while they just have the occasional fainting spell over the slightest of controversies.
She was ridiculed in the and not in the patronizing-to-a-female-toddler type of way. If you are one of the few men willing to stand up and loudly proclaim your worship for a true woman, here are a few ideas to get you started on converting others. Lizzie did a shoot for the September 2009 issue of Glamour magazine. Jennifer Love Hewitt was also caught in full pixellated glory blatantly showing off her fatness in Hawaii in 2007. Somewhere along the way, the establishment decided to change their minds completely and declare skinny girls to be the new 'sexy'. When you wear a corset, either temporarily or long term, your internal organs get crammed together and tend not to work properly.
Corsets and other similar undergarments were meant to keep women unnaturally petite and weak. Check it out for yourself: : size 14: kickin' ass and getting phone numbers. Two reasons: Physical power: For the uninitiated, that's a corset. She eventually won 2nd place in the Miss England contest. Skinny girls wish they had cute sayings for them. She starred in many movies and was famous all over the world. She had sex with baseball players, politicians, and a President.