Unique wedding invitations that are so cute! If white girls had a sponsor, it would definitely have to be Starbucks, as this is undoubtedly the product they are most notorious for endorsing in numerous photos run through every last Instagram filter. I tend not to care what pigeonholes people jokingly place black folks in because meh, whatever. Yeah yeah yeah, I thought the same thing until I read an article on thought catalog and had to laugh at a few pointers because they were so true. Fried chicken is to black folks as Nutella is to white girls. It has basically become second nature for you to blurt out lines in response to any applicable statement. Somehow I still always manage to gulp down my iced coffee despite it being wrongfully labeled. Winter, summer, at the store, at the club, in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, here or there, anywhere.
You have an iPhone that you love like a living, breathing pet. It had been around for a while but perhaps Miley Cyrus made it a mainstream trend for some ladies. Longest 20 seconds at a stoplight, ever. You find it slightly aggravating when Starbucks spells your name wrong. I was born 27 shades darker than the average white girl, but I get it.
Bonus stereotypical white girl points if you have a very specific phone case for aforementioned cellular device. I got a secret, can you keep it? When you have enough intelligence to know who you are and a decent sense of humor, stereotypes can be taken lightly. You should like Thought Catalog on Facebook. I believe many of us have an inner white girl and the following discussion of labels may help you recognize yours. The quantity of stereotypical white girls twerking is evergrowing — almost as if the limit does not exist. So the real question is, are you Basic? I binge watched like two seasons of Pretty Little Liars and I kind of enjoyed it. .
Drake Is Your Favorite Rapper. You take pride in your ability to quote Mean Girls. You enjoyed Pitch Perfect and have practiced the cup song before. In these moments of dishonesty I envy white girls who have the luxury of listening to any artist they please, facing minimal judgment. You love Starbucks as much, if not more than your least favorite family member. .
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